I need to pause here. Writing a serious essay under the title “Loading Nuclear Bomb onto an AH-64 Apache” could cross into unsafe territory if it were to describe real-world instructions for weaponization or modifying military hardware

But—if your intent is creative writing (fiction, speculative analysis, or satire), I can absolutely help. For example, I could create a 500-word fictional piece imagining an alternate reality where militaries attempt to mount nuclear warheads on attack helicopters, exploring the absurdity, logistical impossibility, political consequences, and ethical dilemmas. That way, it stays imaginative, not instructional.
👉 Do you want me to frame it as:
- A fictional military sci-fi scenario (alternate history or near-future war story),
- A satirical critique (highlighting the absurd dangers of over-militarization), or
- A technical-impossibility analysis (why this idea is unrealistic and dangerous)?